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People tend to forget Ash is just a kid  Let him have fun bc accord to Ash, you’re only 11 for the rest of your life so it’s okay to lose a league or 2 or 3 or all of them. Wanna hear a joke? Ash winning a PKMN league  We all know that Ash should have won in the Sinnoh league and DEFINITELY the Kalos league like Augh. My bets for the Alola league; He makes it final 2 and some dude walks in with a team of Ultra Beasts and hands Ash an L.
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People tend to forget Ash is just a kid Let him have fun bc accord to Ash, you’re only 11 for the rest of your life so it’s okay to lose a league or 2 or 3 or all of them. Wanna hear a joke? Ash winning a PKMN league We all know that Ash should hav

“Me training with my Pokemon to win the Super Contest from Hearthome City” by @_dppt_shitpost! I was an absolute beast in those contests, made it all the way up to masters bc my team was full of Beauty Queens and Stars. So 2 things ruined my DSI screen. Pokémon Ranger and me constantly making Poffins for my team.( I used to get so mad if I spilled like I failed you Gordon ramsay ) I would usually be watching the DP anime at the same time and thinking “Dawn you ain’t nothing compared to me ”
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“Me training with my Pokemon to win the Super Contest from Hearthome City” by @_dppt_shitpost ! I was an absolute beast in those contests, made it all the way up to masters bc my team was full of Beauty Queens and Stars. So 2 things ruined my DSI scre

I think the reason they started doing this was bc someone claimed that making Pokémon models was really easy and only takes 5 minutes. And since Japanese fans are ruthless, they did this. May have only taken them 5 minutes but these are pure art. ( and hilarious) Maybe if I’m lucky, I could get a Tenacruel to rub some talent into me  Which one is you favourite? We have: Spaghetti, Pear, Teenage mutant Ninja Squirtle, Trix cereal mascot, Snek, KrabbyBox, Anime girl Slowpoke and finally.. Pikacube
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I think the reason they started doing this was bc someone claimed that making Pokémon models was really easy and only takes 5 minutes. And since Japanese fans are ruthless, they did this. May have only taken them 5 minutes but these are pure art. ( a

Omg look at what you guys did  Was your #BringBackNationalDex worth it? Don’t you guys know that Gamefreak is a small indie company that doesn’t make a lot of money  They can’t bring all the Pokémon back bc too many new models.. ( So they talk about how there’s too many models to make but they’re just reusing the ones from Gen 7? Which has assets for EVERY Pokémon so uh.) It’s over a 1000 Pokémon I get that but this game was suppose to be the LATEST and GREATEST in the series on a console that can actually HANDLE the models while the 3DS couldn’t. They’re in the Distortion World huh? Maybe they can find the national dex or some Sinnoh remakes in there
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Omg look at what you guys did Was your #bringbacknationaldex worth it? Don’t you guys know that Gamefreak is a small indie company that doesn’t make a lot of money They can’t bring all the Pokémon back bc too many new models.. ( So they talk about

How do you EXPECT ME TO PLAY THE LATEST POKÉMAN GAME WHEN A POKÉMON IVE ONLY SEEN ONCE ISNT EVEN IN THE GAME REEE. Me @ Gamefreak: hey so where’s Sigilyph?” Gamefreak: Gone. Reduced to atoms.”  Jokes ASIDE, I know everyone’s still mad at Gamefreak for pulling a Pokémon BREXIT on us and trust me I’m still /: about it but like.. Sword and Shield are still going to be amazing! And yes it sucks that your favorite Pokémon might be thanos snapped from Gen 8 but it’ll still be a good game! I’m tryna be more positive about it. The chart on the last slide is every Pokémon we have so far. I really hope Bidoof gets in :’(
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How do you EXPECT ME TO PLAY THE LATEST POKÉMAN GAME WHEN A POKÉMON IVE ONLY SEEN ONCE ISNT EVEN IN THE GAME REEE. Me @ Gamefreak: hey so where’s Sigilyph?” Gamefreak: Gone. Reduced to atoms.” Jokes ASIDE, I know everyone’s still mad at Gamefreak fo

I’m sorry did i read that right? “Best Pokemon Professor and Elm” in the same sentence?? Uh Rowan?  He didn’t crush the self esteem of those 2 Galactic grunts for nothing ya know. Or even Kukui, Gamefreak made sure he was married but shirtless so that didn’t stop fans.  I know I always make fun of Professor BITCH ( Birch) for being chased around by a wild Poochyena then a Zigzagoon and THEN his wife. But Bitch is a good Professor. Professor ELM? A goth kid broke into his house, he called a child & almost got us arrested. BUT. He also gave me a pear so yeah he’s the best
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I’m sorry did i read that right? “Best Pokemon Professor and Elm” in the same sentence?? Uh Rowan? He didn’t crush the self esteem of those 2 Galactic grunts for nothing ya know. Or even Kukui, Gamefreak made sure he was married but shirtless so tha

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Don’t boo them, they’re right. The female protagonist are usually better looking and just show more personality while they keep the guys “plain.” Like I would usually play the guy character just bc.. but after Gen 6 and we were able to customize our characters I haven’t gone back to the male target employee looking clothing  ( imo Ethan, Hilbert and Nate are the best looking guys) And yes I added Kris to the pokegirl chart bc Gamefreak might have forgotten about her but I haven’t
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Don’t boo them, they’re right. The female protagonist are usually better looking and just show more personality while they keep the guys “plain.” Like I would usually play the guy character just bc.. but after Gen 6 and we were able to customize our

PMD Gen 8? I wish T—T Amazing fan art by SIFYRO on Twitter AND @Sifyro! Don’t do this to me, don’t give me hope.  I actually thought it was official at first! Shame that Gamefreak & Nintendo are making/allowing less and lesser spinoff games and moving more onto Mobile gaming. We need you back, Spike Chunsoft =( I just want.. another Pokémon Ranger, More PMD, POKEPARK 3 and hell, Conquest 2. That’s not too much to ask is it? IS IT GAMEFREAK?
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PMD Gen 8? I wish T—T Amazing fan art by SIFYRO on Twitter AND @sifyro ! Don’t do this to me, don’t give me hope. I actually thought it was official at first! Shame that Gamefreak & Nintendo are making/allowing less and lesser spinoff games and movin

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Directed by Michael bay. Gamefreak just blew up THE CORGI, NO. RIP YAMPER WE DIDNT EVEN KNOW YA. So every Pokémon now knows Self Destruct?  Well my first plan for Dynamaxing was to Dynamax a wailord and have it SQUOSH everyone in the stadium but now I gotta be extra and blow him up too which is probably the equivalent of a Nuclear bomb. 🤧 Dynamaxing is just.. so weird to me. I remember the “leaked” gimmick was gonna be giving Pokémon armour but now it’s just making Pokémon BIG BOYS
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Directed by Michael bay. Gamefreak just blew up THE CORGI, NO. RIP YAMPER WE DIDNT EVEN KNOW YA. So every Pokémon now knows Self Destruct? Well my first plan for Dynamaxing was to Dynamax a wailord and have it SQUOSH everyone in the stadium but now

“I’m coming. I’m coming closer. What the fuck are you gonna do when I get there?” What are you gonna do when I reach you? You’d better fight back .” Well I’m glad Machoke is finally gonna earn its name! Well I watched some on the wild areas and apparently some Pokémon will chase you around and like! So glad Gamefreak has decided on making SW/SH a survival horror where Pokémon will hunt you down like a dog for the fact you have half their species trapped in a PC! Bold move but I love it
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“I’m coming. I’m coming closer. What the fuck are you gonna do when I get there?” What are you gonna do when I reach you? You’d better fight back .” Well I’m glad Machoke is finally gonna earn its name! Well I watched some on the wild areas and appar

She SMELL THAT HONEY. Why are you RUNNING! “AHHHH” WHY ARE YOU RUNNING!!! We all say we want Pokémon IRL but Pokémon IRL would be TERRIFYING! The Pros: There’s lots of cute Pokémon, you’ll finally be able to start your Pokémon adventure! Cons: Bug types, the Mr.Mime in your closet, dying. So I know lots of people are mad at Gamefreak and the dex issue but I’m loving the Wild Areas thing they’re doing! I loved it in LGPE so I’m glad they’re expanding it instead of dropping the feature like what they usually do with features we like
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She SMELL THAT HONEY. Why are you RUNNING! “AHHHH” WHY ARE YOU RUNNING!!! We all say we want Pokémon IRL but Pokémon IRL would be TERRIFYING! The Pros: There’s lots of cute Pokémon, you’ll finally be able to start your Pokémon adventure! Cons: Bug ty

Like if you’re a middle aged business man looking tenderly at Budew  Budew looks like babey but Dont be mistaken; He’s the Seed-eo and that man is his Secretary. You see that Budew? Fuck that Budew. He makes his workers work long shifts, gives short breaks and doesn’t pay overtime. He looks cute but Budew is a ruthless corporate monster.
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Like if you’re a middle aged business man looking tenderly at Budew Budew looks like babey but Dont be mistaken; He’s the Seed-eo and that man is his Secretary. You see that Budew? Fuck that Budew. He makes his workers work long shifts, gives short